Thursday, August 4, 2011

Car Stalker

8/3/11 – I am a car stalker/critic.

Since I have been driving into work and staying the whole day I have seen my fair share of cars and drivers as I’m zooming through traffic.  “Zooming” might be the wrong word.  Sitting works better. 

So, there I am sitting in traffic and what do I do?  I look at people’s cars and try to decide what they do and who they are. 

The other day as I was creeping through traffic I notice this monstrosity of a vehicle.  It was huge.  It was black, had black out lights, a deep tint, and a covering over the license plate.  Mercenary???  I also noticed that this vehicle had a Mercedes symbol on the back of the SUV doors.  In the middle of the doors to be exact.  I thought that was an odd place for a symbol to be because how would they open the doors?  I started to really look at the SUV and analyze it.  It looked kind of like a huge Ford SUV with a Mercedes symbol on it.  Was someone trying to spiff up their Ford with a Mercedes symbol?  Come on, you know people do shady stuff like that all the time.

I go into detective mode.  I have to find out if this is really a Mercedes or not.  I quickly notice that the SUV has a limousine tag.  That adds some credibility to the vehicle, but I’m still unsure.  I need to see the front of the car.  The problem was that I was in the creep along type traffic.  The kind where you get right beside the other car but never quite can pass them.  I waited and waited, looked and looked, but I never made it quite to the front of the car.  The people inside probably thought I was a weirdo, but I didn’t care, I was on a mission.  The fate of the universe depended on if this vehicle was a Ford in disguise as a Mercedes or an actual Mercedes.  I only got a slight glimpse of the front of the SUV as they were turning off the road and I believe it actually was a Mercedes, but I have never seen one like that ever.  There is still a small doubt that it might not be authentic.

Black, lemo tagged SUV with a Mercedes symbol on the back, I will find you and I will find out if you are real or not.  It’s only a matter of time.

I had one more car encounter last night.  I was driving home after visiting my counselor.  I got behind a white Carrola. I start my usual car analysis.  I quickly spy that the license plate says “DR JULIE”.  I think about this for a moment.  Really?  Really?  Would a doctor actually drive a Carrola? 

I started to ponder this phenomenon.  I’m not sure about you, but I want my doctors to drive Mercedes, BMWs, Bentleys even.  I want a rich doctor because that means that he/she is good at what they do.  I’m not how I feel about my doctor driving a Carrola.  Yes, sensibility and lower gas consumption are good points to make in favor of a Carrola driving doctor, but when you’re on the operating table which do you want?  Carrola or BMW?  I vote for BMW all the way!

Now usually I don’t judge people by their cars.  I drive a squealing Mitsubishi, Gallant for crying out loud.  I don’t think that means I’m a bad accountant.  I think that means that my husband is frugal.  However, I believe that certain professions should be judged by the cars they drive.  If a missionary drove an Audi that would seem weird, wrong even.  Shouldn’t it work the same for doctors?  Lawyers?  Investment portfolio managers?  I want to see an obnoxiously expensive car outside before I even consider you treating me, defending my reckless driving case, or investing my money.  Yes, I do judge you.  I judge your car.

I think this has been a teaching blog.  I feel that I have really given all of you something to think about whether it is car stalking or car judging.  It is all good points to reflect upon. 

If I could have anything to eat I would love a Snickers ice cream bar.  My song of the day is “Cadillac’s on 22’s” by David Banner.


8/3/11 – I am a car stalker/critic.

Since I have been driving into work and staying the whole day I have seen my fair share of cars and drivers as I’m zooming through traffic.  “Zooming” might be the wrong word.  Sitting works better. 

So, there I am sitting in traffic and what do I do?  I look at people’s cars and try to decide what they do and who they are. 

The other day as I was creeping through traffic I notice this monstrosity of a vehicle.  It was huge.  It was black, had black out lights, a deep tint, and a covering over the license plate.  Mercenary???  I also noticed that this vehicle had a Mercedes symbol on the back of the SUV doors.  In the middle of the doors to be exact.  I thought that was an odd place for a symbol to be because how would they open the doors?  I started to really look at the SUV and analyze it.  It looked kind of like a huge Ford SUV with a Mercedes symbol on it.  Was someone trying to spiff up their Ford with a Mercedes symbol?  Come on, you know people do shady stuff like that all the time.

I go into detective mode.  I have to find out if this is really a Mercedes or not.  I quickly notice that the SUV has a limousine tag.  That adds some credibility to the vehicle, but I’m still unsure.  I need to see the front of the car.  The problem was that I was in the creep along type traffic.  The kind where you get right beside the other car but never quite can pass them.  I waited and waited, looked and looked, but I never made it quite to the front of the car.  The people inside probably thought I was a weirdo, but I didn’t care, I was on a mission.  The fate of the universe depended on if this vehicle was a Ford in disguise as a Mercedes or an actual Mercedes.  I only got a slight glimpse of the front of the SUV as they were turning off the road and I believe it actually was a Mercedes, but I have never seen one like that ever.  There is still a small doubt that it might not be authentic.

Black, lemo tagged SUV with a Mercedes symbol on the back, I will find you and I will find out if you are real or not.  It’s only a matter of time.

I had one more car encounter last night.  I was driving home after visiting my counselor.  I got behind a white Carrola. I start my usual car analysis.  I quickly spy that the license plate says “DR JULIE”.  I think about this for a moment.  Really?  Really?  Would a doctor actually drive a Carrola? 

I started to ponder this phenomenon.  I’m not sure about you, but I want my doctors to drive Mercedes, BMWs, Bentleys even.  I want a rich doctor because that means that he/she is good at what they do.  I’m not how I feel about my doctor driving a Carrola.  Yes, sensibility and lower gas consumption are good points to make in favor of a Carrola driving doctor, but when you’re on the operating table which do you want?  Carrola or BMW?  I vote for BMW all the way!

Now usually I don’t judge people by their cars.  I drive a squealing Mitsubishi, Gallant for crying out loud.  I don’t think that means I’m a bad accountant.  I think that means that my husband is frugal.  However, I believe that certain professions should be judged by the cars they drive.  If a missionary drove an Audi that would seem weird, wrong even.  Shouldn’t it work the same for doctors?  Lawyers?  Investment portfolio managers?  I want to see an obnoxiously expensive car outside before I even consider you treating me, defending my reckless driving case, or investing my money.  Yes, I do judge you.  I judge your car.

I think this has been a teaching blog.  I feel that I have really given all of you something to think about whether it is car stalking or car judging.  It is all good points to reflect upon. 

If I could have anything to eat I would love a Snickers ice cream bar.  My song of the day is “Cadillac’s on 22’s” by David Banner.


Night All!

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